XP Report 7

Of late, gaming with the party has been like watching all of the Rocky movies back to back - some glory victories, some tough losses… The villains keep losing but the movies keep getting worse the farther along you go…

Seeking Info on the Stonewood	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Should have talked to the Hound's Barker longer...	X	X	X			X
1500 of 2500	375	375	375			375

Shakedown on Old Debt	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Blue Ogres with a Bone to Grind	X	X	X			X
1500 of 6500	375	375	375			375

Meeting the Harpies	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
The Party Needs a Name - Howabout Band-Aid Patrol?	X	X	X			X
1750 of 2500	438	438	438			438

A Dangerous Pet	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Orphan Serpentbeast Seeking Sustenance	X	X	X			X
1800	450	450	450			450
250 to G for the big nuts on adopting such a creature

A Startling Discovery	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Sword Checks and Bloody Buttered Onions	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
10000 of 10000	1250	1250	1250	1250	1250	1250	1250	1250
I hate you all

The Soul of Lucius	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
The Saga of the Kenku Druid	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
8000 of 8000	1000	1000	1000	1000	1000	1000	1000	1000

Reinforcements from Rollo	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Why should you run from a flying silver wagon?	X	X	X	X		X
1000 of 2000	200	200	200	200		200

Granny Unmasked	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Old Ogresses Outrun Outrage	X	X	X	X		X
6470 of 12940	1294	1294	1294	1294		1294

A Second Meeting of the Harpies (Disaster!)	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
"Negotiate" and "Attack" aren't even anagrams...	X	X	X	X		X
5000 of 15270	1000	1000	1000	1000		1000

Housekeeping!	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
If only we hadn't gone into the attic...		X	X	X
3300 of 7000		1100	1100	1100

Riddle of the Rose	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Onions may cause tears, but only Roses can make you cry...		X	X	X
500 of 1000	166	166	166

Meeting with the Queen	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Diplomacy is Hard to Do	X	X	X	X
1725 of 3500	432	432	432	432

A Dangerous Parley	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Pentag don't take No for an answer...	X	X	X	X		X
5000 of 250000	1000	1000	1000	1000		1000

Divine Encounter	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
When a god tells you to run, you shouldn't argue	X	X	X	X		X
1000 of 1200000	200	200	200	200		200

A New Ally	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
There is an R-Kelly song in this meeting setup...	X	X	X	X		X
1250	250	250	250	250		250

Assassination Attempt	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Coffee-Wood Harpoons are the new Dragonlances	X	X	X	X		X
6750 of 6750	1350	1350	1350	1350		1350

Divine Disaster	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
All Eth and no play makes Headless Gods Abound	X	X	X	X		X
1000 of 2400000	200	200	200	200		200
+500 to all players for actually frustrating me to the point of throwing my glasses on the floor so I couldn't see my dice anymore

A Strange Encounter	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
What does it have in its Pockets?		X	X	X		X		X
500 of 500		100	100	100		100		100

Four Lovely Ladies	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
When you have snakes for hair, it is all about the bola-accessories		X	X	X		X		X
12800 of 15000		3200	3200	3200		3200

Breaking in the Back Door	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
It is not so bad, once you get past the spider-wasps		X	X	X		X		X
5000 of 15000		1000	1000	1000		1000		1000

Saving a Prisoner from a Slow Death	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
She would have been fricasee - the Master loves breast meat		X	X	X		X		X
1750 of 3000		350	350	350		350		350

Out of the Frying Hall	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Into the Kitchen	X	X	X	X		X
20000 of 27000	4000	4000	4000	4000		4000

Farewell my Ashite	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
With Great Bravery comes Great Rewards	X	X	X	X		X
5000	1000	1000	1000	1000		1000

Goodnight Queen	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
To Kill a Medusa Queen, you have to break some eggs	X	X	X	X		X
9600 of 12500	1920	1920	1920	1920		1920

The Spiral Stair	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Yellow Nagas make good chokepoints	X	X	X	X
4275 of 8000	1069	1069	1069	1069

Dancing Pythons	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Hidden Hydra	X	X	X	X
1250 of 12500	313	313	313	313

The Main Room	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Complete with Rollo ex Machina	X	X	X	X
12475 of 25000	2495	2495	2495	2495
Yakkety Sax was an insufficent soundtrack for this melee - Rollo takes a share of this XP. Charles take an extra 500 for pushing on with 1hp, and, not only not complaining, but being effective. You are awarded the Order of the Teflon Testicles. The medal is in your wife's purse, if you are looking for it.

The Soul of Lucius	CC	GR	JS	JY	MM	MO	SO	TR
Part I - The Onyx Raven	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
20000 of 20000	2500	2500	2500	2500	2500	2500	2500	2500